a funny thing
when i was a freshman in our university,one day,our new teacher want us to say sth about yourself then ,a student standed up, and said "i come from shandong ,and i want to learn more when im in university,and hope good ,good study ,day ,day up.then our teacher&n......
it was overdue
your funny story was too overdue. i used to hear about it when i was just a middle school student. have you ever heard about this sentence: " we brother who and who"?
a man and E.T.
What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home
the thinnest book
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
薄命的 salesman An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his product to a farmer. He said he wasn"t interested because he hadn"t seen any bugs or insects on his farm for years. The salesman indicated he had a wife and four kids and really needed the money. The......
Revealing Gift Test
Revealing Gift Test Which gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you"d most like to receive.
FLOWERS It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR You get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.
Love You three
一天，情到浓时，该男人用不太好的英文对洋妞女友说:『I Love You!』
洋女闻声大喜，说:『I Love You，too；
那名男人不明以是，竟说:『I Love You，three.....!
One day I see a dog.
I said"Can you speak Chinese?"
I said"So,let"s speak Chinese!"
有一个男的非常爱他的女朋友 因而就把他女朋友的名字"WENDY" 刻在他的"那话儿"上,因而当"那话 儿"减少时只看到缩写"WY",有一次他和他的女朋友到夏威 夷去玩,他在上茅厕时看到隔邻那 个本国人的"那话儿"也有"WY"字 样,因而很高兴的问阿谁本国人: "你的女朋有也叫"WENDY"吗? 本国人回覆说:"NO,NO,我刻的是: "WELCOME TO HAWAI AND ENJOY YOUR HOLODAY"
High and low voice
"Can you explain to me what the difference is between a high-pitched and low-pitched voice?"
"A high-pitched voice is when my father scolds me；a low-pitched voice is when my father speaks with his boss."
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
Women talk more than men
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day.
She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
A deleted file
Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?".
"Pull over" or "pull-over"
A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"
"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"